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In a surprise itinerary change, President Bush, traveling to a summit in Latvia, flew to Who-ville where he had a cordial, face-to-face meeting with The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. According to President Bush, he was able to peer into the Grinch's soul and came to the conclusion that The Grinch could never have stole the Who-pudding or ruined the Who-Feast, or poisoned the Who-Hash and roast beast, could never have hurt little Cindy-Lou Who, or make all the Whos down in Who-ville cry out with BOO-HOO.

In a related story, President Bush confirmed his full support of Elmer Fudd claiming he is perfectwy competent to kill the wabbit.